He would totally let you! I do it all the time. He is the most chill and friendly cat ever.

He is the floof of floofs.

At what point do they stop pretending they are all about reducing government waste?

Starbucks has a huge corporate office in Seattle.

I’m pretty sure the avian flu outbreaks have had a much more significant impact on the price of eggs than any state regulations. I suppose they’ll try to blame California for that, too.

I really like my job.

My work team is still about 80% remote. It’s very common to have someone point their web-cam at pets during meetings. In fact we have a big sync-up meeting on Fridays where it’s practically expected that the first 5-10 minutes will be spent ogling various pet-cams. Cats, dogs, guinea pigs, lizards, turtles… one person has a pair of axolotl that are practically team mascots now.

“We can’t have people working remotely. Look, I’m the CEO and even I’m commuting into the office every day!”