Unfortunately Trump didn’t have the privilege of going to pedophile island to fuck children with Jeffrey Epstein, who stole Trump’s underage girls from Maralago whom he immediately gave up on looking for and which he never felt compelled to report.

Jeffrey Epstein was a great guy and a lot of fun, and some people say he even likes women almost as much as Trump, and many of them are on the younger side.

It really is a shame that after spending all that time together objectifying young women at elite parties for the rich, Jeffrey Epstein turned out to be such a prolific objectifier of young girls for the wealthy elite.

How could Trump have seen this coming?

Only 99% of the signs were there!

Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.