balderdash
I’m mostly half-serious.
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The wisest wish, may be no wish at all…
There’s always an altruist. Okay, all harmful wishes before this request are hereby revoked! It’s like it never happened, except you don’t get to wish again:
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@umbrella@lemmy.ml – Zuckerburg never got diarrhea. But his face still looks like that.
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@diemartin@sh.itjust.works - Capitalism never fell and society never collapsed.
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@WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today - Never got stuck in a time loop.
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@yermaw@sh.itjust.works - Utopia never lead to human galactic dominance.
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@Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com - The new socialist president was never assassinated.
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@_Bit@lemmy.world - The dragon “Wyvern of Mordiford” never existed and didn’t eat humans.
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@tja@sh.itjust.works - Never became a millionaire and never got non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma.
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@jimmux@programming.dev - Never got jetpacks. No children were harmed.
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@TheTechnician27@lemmy.world - The advance A.I. “V.I.K.I.” was never developed. Digital slop abounds.
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@interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml - The Earth never collided with the Sun at nearly the speed of light.
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@petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone - Never lost ten years of memory. But does remember the bad dinner.
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@magnetosphere@fedia.io - Increased empathy never led to fascism.
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@SassyRamen@lemmy.world - A man named Donald John Trump was born.
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@sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com – You are no longer uncontrollably perennially happy.
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@AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world – Popcorn shrimp did not rain from the sky and collapse the ecosystem.
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@icelimit@lemmy.ml – Dual memories of past and future never harmed you. The memories are gone.
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Ha! You got it:
The fully grown Wyvern of Mordiford appears next to you, standing 20ft (6 meters) tall. It is friendly to you, but has a taste for human flesh.
Good one! Your wish has been granted (but in an alternate universe). After a period of turmoil, the citizens of Earth C-132 create a utopic society:
Daring today, aren’t we:
Sure. Everything in the universe has been shifted slightly to the left:
The house always wins. Happy cake day btw