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loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

Post text, images, or direct links only

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Post text, images, or direct links only

loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

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loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community

loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

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antler@feddit.onlineEnglish · 4 hours ago

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

antler@feddit.onlineEnglish · 4 hours ago

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FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Garak Todd: The Demon Barbour of Promenade Parkway

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Garak Todd: The Demon Barbour of Promenade Parkway

FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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jordanlund@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Why don't penguins worry about polar bears?

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Why don't penguins worry about polar bears?

jordanlund@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days ago

Rene Decartes walked into a cafe and ordered a glass of wine.

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Rene Decartes walked into a cafe and ordered a glass of wine.

Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days ago

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slothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 days ago

I Was Offered A Job At The Fishmonger's...

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I Was Offered A Job At The Fishmonger's...

slothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 days ago

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slothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 days ago

Odds Are Slim That I'll Ever Visit A Casino...

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Odds Are Slim That I'll Ever Visit A Casino...

slothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 days ago

Hatshepsut@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

What do you often find Punny?

sa.torishiro.com

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What do you often find Punny?

sa.torishiro.com

Hatshepsut@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

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talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago

Chuckle

piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone

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Chuckle

piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone

talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago

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slothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 days ago

I Bought A Wig Today For Only A Dollar.

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I Bought A Wig Today For Only A Dollar.

slothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 days ago

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Susaga@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago

I don't like Orion's Belt.

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I don't like Orion's Belt.

Susaga@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago

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ZDL@lazysoci.alEnglish · 5 days ago

I'm a huge fan of tower clocks.

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I'm a huge fan of tower clocks.

ZDL@lazysoci.alEnglish · 5 days ago

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ZDL@lazysoci.alEnglish · 6 days ago

Inside of you there are two wolves, according to proverb.

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Inside of you there are two wolves, according to proverb.

ZDL@lazysoci.alEnglish · 6 days ago

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days ago

My sister got mad and threw my phone out the window.

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My sister got mad and threw my phone out the window.

kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days ago

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Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 10 days ago

I like wild game, but I find moose tastes a lot like chocolate pudding.

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I like wild game, but I find moose tastes a lot like chocolate pudding.

Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 10 days ago

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ZDL@lazysoci.alEnglish · 10 days ago

So this is math, is it?

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So this is math, is it?

ZDL@lazysoci.alEnglish · 10 days ago

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FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

Exercise is imporant

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Exercise is imporant

FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

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brown567@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 12 days ago

Never buy a dog from a locksmith

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Never buy a dog from a locksmith

brown567@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 12 days ago

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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 15 days ago

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his grinder?

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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his grinder?

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 15 days ago

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