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This seems like a D&D encounter
Can 1,3,5;8,9,11 be the same guy and crack his own skull at the very start?
Sounds like the plot to the outsiders
This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.
Ugh…yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?
Is this post secretly a logic question?
Yes but im not into masculinity enough to decode it.
The guy who only says dumb shit, reporting for doodie
Heh you says doodie
The guy who is freakin Genius, at your service 🫡
Can you fix my car bruh
Better still, I’ll fix your whole life so you don’t need a car! 🤯
guy who only says dumb shit
hello yes I would like to apply to join a squad
I feel like there is some redundancy here with the guy throwing rocks and the guy throwing glass bottles at street signs. I think one friend could manage to do both
Nah, it’s been tried before, and we’ve determined the roles are most efficiently split between two people.
That’s just 6 roles per person!
Sometimes you need a Josh. Sometimes you need a chad.
Yeah, but combo guy will have to work seven days a week.
Rock guy is the wildcard fun guy.
Bottle guy is the liability guy.
You can definitely combine that further down into 2-3 guys with overlaps if you find the right people.
Sounds like you could find one guy and meet all the guy squad requirements
“The Guy who is a One-Guy Guy Squad”
Im the one who only says dumb shit, according to everyone.
Classic BudgetBandit, always saying some dumb shit!
I definitely fill three of these roles. Also, you forgot “the tall guy.”
hello tall guy, i am the short guy
Buddy that spot is taken, don’t make me sic The Muscle on you
Bottlechucker and Yapper can have each other but the rest sounds like good squad material.
Hi, I’m not a guy, but I think I can fill most of these roles for you
