Had anon tried drinking water with their fiber?
The lore doesn’t mention it.
One of the rare green texts that could very well be true
While perhaps not fake: still gay because with fiber poops he’s preparing to receive anal!
I’m sitting in my office at work, this shit had me giggling like an idiot
This is one of the best poop writeups of all time
I first read that as “shitting in my office” and I was like hell yeah brother
After I posted it I reread it just to verify I didn’t mistype. But if I had, you can bet id just leave it that way
Silly anon. All that compressed fiber intake and /fit/ neglected to tell him he needed to drink ~6 l/h of water to maintain proper hydration.
I was looking at fiber supplements on Costco’s web site, and there was one where the guy had more or less the experience above, but after just one. He said he wouldn’t touch them again after that.
I can’t help but think that if this is what happens after taking just one, you really, really needed to have a fiber supplement.
my dad complains about horrible bowel movements every time he goes for fibre toast rather than plain white, i truly do not fathom how some people are alive
Classic. My favorite line is the guts screaming in German.
This one always makes me laugh.
I miss these old green texts
i’ve been shitted off about the recent posts on here that werent shitposts this shitpost is truly the shit
Oh so the “don’t poop for three days” guy from two years back just needed a few fiber bars and strong conviction
Why is it good to not shit for 3 days?
The original post seems to be gone, but you can read about it in this cross post: https://lemmy.world/post/455290
They never told us so we’ll never know
I never realized the post was making a joke about the OceanGate sub until just now reading another thread.
At the time, June 2023, they were searching for the missing sub and thought they could have 3 days to survive. So OP was probably making a dark humor joke about how to avoid shitting in the sub.
But they were so vague that it had everyone - myself included - speculating on why someone wouldn’t want to shit for that long.
strong conviction
Why would you need a strong conviction to keep your bodily function at bay for no positive effect?
And why do you talk in third person about yourself?
Oh sorry, you may not know. By “they” I mean the guy who posted about needing to not poop for 3 days. There was a post a few years back where a guy asked for advice on not pooping for a few days and he would not tell anybody why he needed to not poop.
As for conviction the greentext makes it clear this is not a comfortable situation. Anyone wanting to do this in order to not poop, for whatever reason, would know what comes for them if they follow this method
This sounds amazing.
Now that is a true shitpost!!!
Fake: wiping his ass
Gay: wiping his ass
Fake: He had Dwanye “The Rock” Johnson in his ass
Gay: He had Dwanye “The Rock” Johnson in his ass
