Iistened to an episode of Conan Needs a Friend where he interviewed some bird guy who suggested that the bird that best resembles Conan is the Andean Cock of the Rock. Curiosity got the better of me so I searched for ‘Andean Cock of the Rock’. The first result was not a bird but was instead a poorly made deep fake of Dwayne Johnson breaking one off in a South American gentleman.
Notify collective shout, they may be able to do something
No list is complete without the woodcock
How could they sleep on blue-footed booby?!
Call me when you find the mythic shag
They are named by people like Benjamin Franklin
Yeah, horny nerds weren’t invented with computers
If reincarnation is real I wouldn’t mind coming back as a hotbreasted milf. Flying sounds quite nice
Common shag is fantastic.
I got excited to tell everyone I saw a pair of great tits above a large bush.
Back in the day people be naming birds like “brown tittied groundling gayfa**ot” and nobody be batting an eye
“miserable titwank”
Bananaquit! Do doooo da doo doo!
Bananaquit! Da doo doo doo…
