• SmokeyDope@lemmy.world
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    • Wish 1: “I wish that my third wish will retroactively become my first wish instead, but I retain all memories from every timeline.”

    • Wish 2: “I wish that every wish I’ve made after my first wish never happened, except for my memories of them.”

    • Wish 2b: Genie… i’ve come to bargain…" user proceeds to enforce temporal paradox type 1a ‘causal-loop’ until ‘negotiation leveraging favorable terms’ for infinite wishes without the monkeys paw BS is complete

    • Wish 3: “I wish to break this cycle and return to normal linear time, keeping all accumulated memories.”

    • ragas@lemmy.ml
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      4 days ago

      Wish1: I whish to live through various alternate realities of my choosing until I want to stop; I want to retain only the memories of it.

      FTFY.

      Now you’ve got two more wishes free for other stuff.

      You’re welcome.