Dating apps and irl just isn’t doing it. Escorts are pricey after awhile and not as satisfying and meaningful. Plus I don’t wanna have to pay women for play every one time hookup. Any suggestions?

  • blargh513@sh.itjust.works
    1486·
    3 days ago

    If you’re not able to go out and get some ass in the next 48 hours from a stranger, then you should probably not be replying with advice. For better or for worse, op is looking for a quick shag. Telling him to go to the library or church to find a gentle and kind lover who will appreciate him for his personality is not what is being asked for.

    Son wants to clap some cheeks and wants to know where he can find a population of the sort of women who wants to get they cheeks clapped without a lot of questions.

    I don’t know if it is a realistic request, but thats what he asked.

    • nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
      4·
      3 days ago

      Honestly, one doesn’t really have to have low standards when taking that approach. Just go to bars that fit one’s vibe and talk to people, and don’t be judgemental on superficial things. Either it’ll click with someone or not.

      To be fair, it does help if one finds the majority of people of their preferred gender(s) to have something beautiful about them.

      And being a bit of a slut. I can state from personal experience that that helps. Embrace your inner slut (ethically).

  • blarghly@lemmy.worldEnglish
    481·
    3 days ago

    Sorry, you’ve pegged the three main ways of finding girls who want to bang quick - online, in bars or clubs, and plunking down some cash. There is no magical place where there are an excess number of sexy, horny women looking to hook up with an average guy - that is a fantasy.

    The reality is, you simply must beat out your competition.

    Online, that means having good (ie, excellent) pictures and paying money to the apps.

    IRL, it means having a good personality, being able to hold a conversation and flirt well, and being able to handle a lot of rejection to your face.

    In both cases, it means dressing and grooming yourself both well and with a distinctive style, looking healthy and athletic, and playing the numbers game.

    Straight up: if you are not at least adequate in all these respects, literally all you have to do is get to work. Asking more questions isn’t as important as straightening out your diet, hitting the gym, hitting the mall, hiring a photographer, and talking to as many people as you possibly can until you are comfortable and confident talking to strangers.

    This is, admittedly, an absolute shit ton of work. But it is the way to regularly get girls to want to hook up with you. No shortcuts - just be better.

    *One footnote - if you do not live in a major metro area or college town, your success rate will drop dramatically simply due to demographics. Women in general, and especially women who are open to hooking up, tend to congregate to these areas. You aren’t gonna get much poon in a north dakota oil field, brochahco.

    • ruuster13@lemmy.zip
      22·
      2 days ago

      Sick burn but srsly if a cis-sy comes to us with a broken cock, contrite spirit, and a willingness to retake the annual consent training course (including the entire addendum specifically for cis het men), we could identify the flaws in his game in less time than (in another universe) we could drain his ***** in the ********.

  • ruuster13@lemmy.zip
    3·
    2 days ago

    You’re in the right place but may have the wrong attitude. Just remember: everyone you deem beneath you forgets about you the second they’re underneath someone else.

  • Sine Nomen@lemmynsfw.com
    12·
    3 days ago

    Get a kinky hobby and then join your local community. For me it was bondage. Go to meetings, get to know people (emphasis on people). When you pass the vibe check you should get invited to parties. During all this you should be able to get to know enough people who are DTF.

    • dustyData@lemmy.worldEnglish
      22·
      3 days ago

      Please don’t propagate the myth that all gays are ultra horny and promiscuous all the time. It is not true. Gay men deal with a shit ton of toxic standards as well.

      • AgentRocket@feddit.org
        31·
        3 days ago

        the myth that all gays are ultra horny and promiscuous all the time.

        I don’t think any reasonable person believes that, but i’m sure the amount of gay men who are horny, promiscuous and aren’t flooded with offers is a lot higher than the amount of straight women who are horny, promiscuous and not flooded by offers.

  • Apepollo11@lemmy.world
    241·
    3 days ago

    There was a guy with an awfully similar name to you, asking awfully similar questions.

    I’m not trying to out you if you’re actually the same guy trying to get around a ban, but if you are, why pick such a similar name? It’s bordering on suspicious - picking an explicitly religious name then posting about prostitutes.

    If this is coincidence, and you’re a completely different guy with a similar name posting about a similar topic within the space of a week, I apologise - and I don’t want to freak you out too much, but you may have a doppelganger.

  • mateofeo85@lemmy.worldEnglish
    161·
    3 days ago

    Go to a bar, look for a group of people. Find the chubby, not great looking girl/guy….profit.

  • solrize@lemmy.ml
    14·
    3 days ago

    Oh I was going to suggest Mouser and DIgikey for most kinds of electrical stuff, but it sounds like you are after something different.

  • lemming741@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    3 days ago

    This question is kinda like asking what’s the easiest way to get rich quick?

    • Easy
    • Rich
    • Quick

    Pick 2