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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Old Testament shit. Sinners BEWARE!

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Old Testament shit. Sinners BEWARE!

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    It’s a Dutch Flag! 🇳🇱 French flag 🇫🇷 has a blue stripe on the left side, not on the right.

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      The blue is on the left, from Jesus’ perspective.

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        Jesus: Take that, sinner! *shoots French beam*

        Sinner: Uit wraak zal ik nu alleen maar meer zondigen.

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      Oh good lord, she has to become a swamp German instead??? With a language that gives me a stroke because I read both English and German; and I can’t drunkenly understand why the D*tch words make sense, but are also wrong???

      God is truly cruel to me. The booze is too, and I’m an atheist, but reading Dutch is a personal uncertain hell.

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    You know this is true, just look at all the brits becoming French to access porn.

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    please censor fr*nch I almost pukedeted and shidded

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      I did too. Spread the suffering.

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    and steals her baby for good measure

  • SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world
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    Jesus never went poop in the bible. He was a perfect asshole.

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