• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1. Have Bottom Surgery
    2. Acquire disembodied balls
    3. Have balls plasticised
    4. Turn them into Earrings.
    5. When someone asks about them, say “these belonged to the last man who wronged me.”
    6. ???
    7. Profit (or at least have a new law created because of me).