• phx@lemmy.ca
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    7 days ago

    Not my kid, but if I’m terminal I’m gonna add “killed by some food-safe means and then fed to tigers in front of zoo patrons” to my potential death plans.

    “The funeral will be at the civic building at 10am, and the viewing at 12:00 by the tiger sanctuary in Edgewater Zoo”

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      7 days ago

      it’s probably a bad idea for everybody else, as now there’s a captive tiger, that is one that will be around humans forever, that also already are human meat, which is a suboptimal combination

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        6 days ago

        My comment was mostly a joke but that is a fair point. No tiger-pit for body disposal then