

Shortly after we were married, my wife’s doc told her she would never get pregnant. I had had an unusual dream previous to this statement that had told me otherwise, and shared the details of said vision with my wife, including the gender and general description of what is now our 16 year old son. Every part of that particular dream was spot on, and I just knew it in every fiber of my being.
I don’t know how it works for most folks, but as soon as my butt is fully immersed water starts shooting out of my ears just like those peeing angel statues, so yes, there’s necessary seepage. That’s why I just take showers.