Hmm, there’s one fly inside this skyscraper. Better tear the while damned thing down, I guess.

Yes, but at least they weren’t aborted.

-Republicans

That’s because their job isn’t to insure things. Their job is to make money. That’s all for-profit corporations are ever in business to do. They will absolutely bend over backwards to avoid having to pay it out, even if that’s their sole purpose for existence.

I envy this cat so hard.

You had ONE job!

I already can’t say what I really think about politicians and CEOs without getting banned from comments all over the place, so didn’t preach to me about censorship. I’m already chest deep in this shit.

As if I was ever stupid enough to use Alexa.

I regret surviving into the 21st century.

It’s said that every sign exists because multiple people were too stupid for it to remain absent.

So exactly how many people tried to eat the pizza without opening the box first?

The GOP has finally succeeded in murdering I’ve if the few naritive channels that didn’t bend to their control, one that had a moderating voice in their most brainwashed rural voter base. Also they hate children but that’s no surprise. RIP Sesame Street.

They were desperately waiting for you to figure those enough promises and now that AI has dominated the narrative, they’ve either skunk off to try and get in on that, or finally just cut their losses and tried to rebuild their ruined lives.

When you can’t write in your native language but at least you own 12 guns and have a deregulated electrical grid.

Lots of things have always had middlemen. Any sales representative you’ve ever encountered is a commission-driven middleman. Cars, insurance, housing, the guy at the phone store - they all exist solely to make money doing what a well made website is valuable of. If a company has a sales team, they ate unnecessary middlemen.

Well I mean yeah. “Defense” just sounds better on TV.

“Bring me the messenger so I can shoot him.”

-The Orange Jackass

Finally something good about GOG.

I love how they form a consortium that stays in lockstep to maintain their oppressive control over everyone else.

NGL, I’m currently working on a nice early heart attack. Cancer is like the 4th or 5th way I’m least interested in dying.