Wow, that’s a good as getting raped but with a condom!

Why would you call instead of using their website?

They don’t need that, they already know where your phone is at night and the next morning.

Sex toys?

The trick is to buy a 25 year old car in good condition, and then store it in a dry place under a tarp for at least 10 more years.

Ok, but why not name them after soft drinks, cigarettes or some illnesses linked to diabetes?

I wonder what kind of business can employ workers that are 40% wrong, can’t take responsibility and can be gaslighted into lying or making false statements.