Come on, Republicans LOVE children! There’s a whole stack of suspiciously guarded files to prove it!

Yeah, wouldn’t wanna pass up on another potential FDR!

Honestly this is an idea we should have been getting ahead of.

Gonna need some able bodies to rush the new reichstag.

But if he shits himself and collapses after 20 paces he’s disqualified right?

Either way there’s going to be a new exhibit. The question is, do we want it to be one we are proud of, or ashamed of?

I mean hey as long as it’s not breathing and whistling!

True. If every iPhone user was a throwaway consumer, there wouldn’t have been such an outrage over apple “updating” slowness and inefficiency into older devices.

Corporate managers must be his acolytes!

“BING-POT!”

Basically retail corpo behavior.

Hey now!

The women glow, and men plunder! :D

“It’s him. It’s Kenny Al G!”

Not a motorcycle?!?!

This seemed like such a motorcycle song!

You’re not alone, kindred spirit! Even when I knew the correct lyrics, I still hear it.

And when I learned about “dunder” or “double underscore” methods in Python, my first thoughts were:

__Chief__()

__Mifflin__()

Did they execute the command on localhost or the remote? Because hey if they had privileges to root-nuke the target that’s gotta count for something right? Lmao