Don’t get me wrong, that was a decision made by the local store owner(s), not corporate, but still. I don’t think the store I was driving for just so happened to be the only one that did that.

poorn

Joke’s on you; I’m into that shit.

The legal system is all about hair-splitting.

He was literally proven in court guilty of rape, in the defamation case.

In court, he was found liable for sexual abuse. Colloquially and in reality, he is guilty of rape. It is important not to conflate the two.

Ah ah - right, I failed to recognize that the suit in question was a civil suit seeking damages for battery.

Still, my original statement is true: not ‘guilty’ in a legal sense (I added quotes here for clarity). ‘Guilty’ implies a criminal trial, which that one was not.

Not guilty in the legal sense, but it was a finding of fact that sealed his liability for defamation.

They kind of do.

The USS SQUIRREL

Or, as my dad told me, “There’s the right way, and the right now way.”

That is the face of your self-loathing, pleased to be loathing you.

Whew! Glad that kind of thing doesn’t happen anymore! We really dodged a bullet!

Remember back when Dominos had “30 minutes or it’s free”? Yeah, if the delivery was 31 minutes, the driver paid for it, and didn’t get a tip for that run.

That’s why the drivers were crazy, they were trying to avoid paying for other people’s pizza and working for free.

Deregulate? Because there’s oh so many regulations already?

Good thing we didn’t elect those genocidal Democrats, huh?

The thing that always makes me laugh at the moon landing hoaxers is that using late 1960s technology, it would have been cheaper and easier to actually go to the moon and take pictures and video from there than it would have been to fake all of it.

For the “life begins at conception” folks, does this mean that the baby was born 30 years old?

Yes, it really is!

Blowing shit up is always easier than understanding the shit you’re going to blow up.

Have you heard about nap?

The only approval rating that matter are the House and Senate. Otherwise, he remains president.