What life would be like if people didn’t have shoes:

“My feet hurt.”

Funny, right?

We don’t reliably choose the lesser evil, though.

This time we chose the obviously bigger evil because “hehe funni, he mean but he funni.”

We are still a very rich country. We just choose to use that money on bombing brown people and arresting dissidents rather than ensuring we have good healthcare and educated citizens.

I dunno man, I’ve never been a fan of “so bad it’s good.”

I have better things to spend my time on.

Gambling.

Eat a vegetable every now and then.