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I love that it has a gender slider

good to know I will never be at risk of going to heaven because I’m short

the greatest Onion writer could never come up with a headline like this

some people do their best work when drunk

“whoever made it” oh nooooo, I’m sure the AI is super offended.

don’t forget the poor beaver space program

why would you trust someone who uses his platform to purposely harm the reputation of companies competing with the one he is invested in?

not could kill you, will kill you. Electricity is coming for you, there is nothing you can do to escape it.

, The, more, commas, you, use, the, better,

I’ll just steal the wheel and reinvent it later

let the cat do what it wants