quality shitpost

also couldn’t relate here in soviet communist hungary we don’t have lifeguards, in fact i don’t think i’ve ever seen one

you can’t climb the ladder to heaven if you’re short since the rungs are too far apart

highest upvotes/character comment I’ve seen this day

He sucks the Moon? That would explain his size.

C’mon as a child I didn’t know I shouldn’t swallow silica gel or put a nylon bag over my head, I learned those from reading the warnings or my parents telling me what they read.

Yes but imagine playing pop on it as a session guitarist, that would go even harder for sure

one of the shitposts of all time

very nice

which ones which

I totally agree. If someone has the time we can argue as well, I would love to see your side.

Autofill is still an issue though. I can’t recall which settings are off by default but I found I need them a lot of times and so I always have to enable them and give accessibility permissions to Bitwarden, which sometimes it loses. It really annoys me and if it can annoy me it can’t be used by people who don’t want to deal with any tech that doesn’t work out of the box.

As someone who is way too tech literate I would argue tech should be made more accessible. I wholeheartedly disagree with the walled garden approach, but the fact that I just had a conversation with my friends with the result of “but I won’t use a password manager, because it’s too complicated” is very eye opening.

Here’s my setup for instance: Bitwarden, I log into my own server (which it self is kind of a hidden setting), then go into Settings > Autofill, check everything, grant a dozen obscure permissions (most people won’t know what they are) and then sometimes it just doesn’t work. Yet again sometimes it randomly loses said permissions and I have to grant them again, meaning I couldn’t even help someone while setting it up, because eventually it might break.

People should be able to download a password manager of their choosing and then grant a “this is a password manager” option, which shouldn’t be easily exploitable. Instead apps and websites should clearly declare login forms, but they don’t really so these apps need a fuckton of permissions, over which we should obviously have granular control, so fucking password managers of all things become a powertool.

And these kinds of things happen ridiculously often, over way too much different tech stuff.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

even better i dont have social media

I never had to deal with different headlights, but I would imagine LEDs are more efficient and have better longevity than incandescent bulbs. If they are too bright that sounds like something that could and should be easily solved for all these benefits.

At this point I’ve even heard the story that we mandela effected ourselves into thinking it was mandela effect, while they actually used this logo but haven’t put it up on their website as a past logo and then shitty journalism flooded the web and it was impossible to find any unedited versions of the logo with the whatever-it’s-called.

What a sentence.

So anyway, this version of events may have just emerged as trolling but I honestly wouldn’t find it that hard to belive that this was actually the case.