There are; they’re called “stablecoins”.

Even bullshit essays should have a soul.

They saw cents when the songs were sold originally; it’s not like I’m running a music charity.

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Assuming newer versions are derived from code that was licensed GPL in the old version, the newer versions (which include new code) are also licensed GPL, whether the person writing the new code likes it or not.

If it’s guaranteed to not be None, why is it an Option?

Haha! I had the same thought.

I’m a software engineer, and I don’t even know what a v&v engineer is.

How has nobody posted the geology XKCD yet?

lo sofybakni?

A state-issued cert used pervasively across all interactions on the internet and uniquely tied to a particular individual?

Some exec at Google just creamed his pants.

Well if you make me actually explain it, I’m going to sound like an asshole; the joke is so obvious and low-level and the type of humor so uninspired that I figure they must be a little… you know, dumb.

The joke is that the people in the conversation are kinda dumb