“Some of you will die, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.”

“If it weren’t for weak data we’d have no data at all.”

Thanks!

Ah, thanks!

I’m feeling old, because I have no idea who this is and the joke goes straight over my head.

I thought the world’s oldest baby was elected president?

It’s in the same place as those NFTs that sold for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

In dry bureaucratic language, the memo outlines a plan to revoke citizenship from the children of both immigrants who lack permanent legal status and many lawful residents, including visa holders, Dreamers, and asylum-seekers. It envisions intrusive federal review of parents’ papers—quite possibly in the hospital, before or shortly after birth—to gauge the newborn’s legal status. And it paves the way for people who spend their entire lives in the United States to be deported to countries in which they’ve never stepped foot, or to be condemned to the limbo of statelessness.

I wonder how Marco Rubio feels about this. Neither of his parents were U.S. citizens at the time of his birth in the U.S… Perhaps he’ll be deported to Cuba?

Well, he’s never going to leave the Oval Office at the end of this term, so the point is kind of moot.

Meanwhile, the obesity epidemic runs on unchecked in Idaho.

I will never own a grill that has to connect to wifi. In fact, I actively avoid any appliance that adds unnecessary IOT functionality.