“Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!”

I spent a long time typing up something similar to this, but you’ve done a much better job that I would have.

I second this. I mostly prefer to keep to myself, but I have started seeing socializing with coworkers as a work duty. It is now no more taxing than doing paperwork. People seem to like me and seek my help, which was not the case previously. It’s also easier to get people to help me.

Probably apply in earnest with no intention of signing up.