“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”

Hope Americans are ready to protest their asses off when he pardons Maxwell.

Guillotines remove heads, not asses.

Why do you think Ivanka stepped back this time around? Arabella turned 14 a couple weeks ago.

century and a half ago,

I bet you think a hundred miles is a long drive.

#GuillotineParty

$5000-$15,000. If you can’t afford a vasectomy reversal, you can’t afford kids.

Roko’s Basilisk.

While it’s not guaranteed, chances are very good that it can be reversed. If you change your mind later, you can attempt to reverse it.

Nobody should be having kids before the age of 30 anyway.

where users should be sensitive to persecution and the importance of safe, moderated discussion spaces.

Is that why you came to Lemmy? For “safe, moderated discussion”?

I feel like the overwhelming majority of “refugees” were escaping heavy-handed moderation.

CA needs someone that is going to do something drastic against investors owning homes.

2000% increase in property taxes, but owner-occupants are exempted. Only investors pay the tax.

And, any year the owner occupancy rate is less than 90%, the investor tax is increased another 20%.

Calling it now: Hillary is gonna try again.

Trump.doesn’t even know who shits in his pants.

Blocked that comm, just so I wouldn’t accidentally violate that rule. No sense in getting emotionally invested in a post I’m not allowed to discuss.

I somehow doubt his presidency is going to last another three and a half years. I’d be surprised if he made it to the midterms.

Yeah, the health and safety standards are for a commercial kitchen, and are wildly conservative. I’d follow those standards if I was serving food for someone else. But, I’d also take the “expired” leftovers home and eat for a few more days.

Your proposal is acceptable.

https://youtu.be/VTAUMP2le3c

Without pilot intervention, the closest they would have come would have been 4.85 nautical miles laterally, and at the same altitude.

With the pilot intervention, the closest they came was 4.85 nautical miles laterally, and 500 feet vertically.

Is this my 1st purchase or 50th?

Oh, if you’re trying to return it arbitrarily, it is definitely your first purchase. I’ve got years of data supporting that. Repeat customers just don’t make arbitrary returns. If a repeat customer makes a return, it is because I screwed up, and I don’t charge a restock fee on my mistakes. Quite the contrary, I usually offer a replacement without a return, and toss in some goodies as well.

Being anti-consumer

I’m not being anti-consumer. “You” are not a consumer. You’re returning the product arbitrarily, not “consuming” it.

What you actually are is a “borrower”. Which would be fine if I was a library, but I’m a small business with tight margins.

Catering to borrowers takes time away from serving my customers. I don’t feel a pressing need to convert a borrower to a customer.

If they lose customers because of the fee, then aren’t they in essence paying the price anyway?

If I buy something from you, and then return it for no reason whatsoever, am I actually a customer? Or am I just some asshole you never want to hear from again?