‘It seemed to me,’ said Wonko the Sane, ‘that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.’

I don’t attribute anthropomorphism to a country. Improve your environment(mental/physical/emotional), help others; systems of government can come and go.

Id rather be happy than loyal to a fault.

anthropomorphism /ăn″thrə-pə-môr′fĭz″əm/

noun

Attribution of human motivation, characteristics, or behavior to inanimate objects, animals, or natural phenomena.

The representation of the Deity, or of a polytheistic deity, under a human form, or with human attributes and affections.

The ascription of human characteristics to things not human.

I could see putting a little radius ring on one of those being useful, just pull it out and put it on the table (if you’re playing with a map/grid) without saying a word.

Edit: ooh, could have tiny umbrella mechanical bits built into it to pop out the radius!

Other, smaller, more destructive idiot

They also didnt tone it down at all for the 3ds re-master(?) of it.

Frankly ive seen worse in nintendo games, namely the fairy fountains in ocarina of time.

Don’t really need to send a tech immediately. More efficient to get a gas station clerk (or whoever works where the ATM may be located) to verify nobody is trying to fuck with it on-site and they didn’t lose power/internet at their location, before escalation.

Until they drool into your open mouth. Hell of a way to wake up

Technically Bung can also be cow rectum, and is sometimes used as a (non-edible) sausage casing.

Lady: I also like some songs while i read

Tolkien: You’re not gonna believe this

Put down their favorite box and start trying to pet cats. The one that slinks away rapidly to the box and gets bitey/swatty if you put your hands near is her :)

They aren’t?

From what I’ve heard, the main thing modern Intel really excels at is hardware video encoding.

Disney before Frozen came out.

IT certification training videos.

Narrator: They kept getting away with it.

Its still not legal at the federal level, its just not criminalized at the state/local level. This was always a possibility.

Obligatory “I should call her” comment

Tbh, its only a matter of time before the entire organization gets doxxed and the internet does what it does.

I look forward to eating popcorn when it happens.